Saturday, January 15, 2011

Nan "Almost a Jew" Hayworth Goes to Washington

So, the teabagger princess, Nan Hayworth has gone to Washington, and the favorite news rag for rabid right wing zealots (The New York Post) covered the event with as much pomp and circumstance as one can give to a almost a Jew woman who loves a bargain...seems she just loves shopping at Target, or as she would quip, quaint there Jen.

The article does share some interesting little factoids on this small of stature UBER RICH, almost Jewish, Lutheran member of the radical group,"Hudson Valley Patriots"...first on the list, her height or should I say lack there of. Seems she stands at 5'2" only if you count her heels, and apparently has a very grating, whiny voice that even her champion (NY Post) compares to that of a Saturday Night live, think of a skinny, shrill of voice Dr. Ruth like character who has a passion for the color red, and clothing that covers her neck.

Most important, we learn just how deceitful and conniving Nan Hayworth is...she presented herself to the voters AS AN OUTSIDER, and yet the more we learn, the more we find out that this woman is SO AN INSIDER THE BELTWAY, WELL CONNECTED GOP palm presser and favor getter/granter. We already know about her connection to disgraced former member of Congress Sue Kelly who was sent packing in 2006...well, seems she is also friends with Ari Fliescher of George Bush fame....not just friends, BUT CLOSE FAMILY FRIEND. Seems that she and her husband Scott have been HOBNOBBING with the UBER CONNECTED inside the beltway for YEARS! much for her saying she was new too short, can we say LIAR?

We also learn she shops at Macy's...she loves dropping names...and has a red pull out couch, and a TV....both apparently bought online. We also learn she is opportunistic in a bird of prey kind of a way, having her campaign staff preying on the losers THE NIGHT OF THE ELECTION in her search for a Washington, DC apartment...I mean how cold hearted can you be? Can hear the conversation now..."So, sorry you lost your bid for re-election, can you tell me about the apartment you are leaving behind?"

Some of her memorable quotes since arriving in Washington DC...

On her experience at Tar Jay, and her reason for loving shopping there she proclaims, " “I love what you can get for a modest sum.”

Curious that how the UBER RICH say, "I'm CHEAP"?

Then we have, “A vote’s been called!” she exclaims, turning around. “Let’s go!”

Golly GEE Nan, such profound statements as you begin your Congressional Career.

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We on this blog do not like Politicians...we like Republicans even less. Nan Hayworth was elected to send a message to Washington, not because she was a better choice...this blog is laying the ground work to defeat her in 2012.